FreeAppDating2 Blog
A blog about dating, meeting people, being social and everything in between.
(and occasionally some geek stuff)
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In my ongoing effort to make Free App Dating the weirdest, most unconventional dating site on the planet, I've constructed a quiz that tests your knowledge of various sex positions. I didn't want to use pornographic images for the models, and drawing them would have been way too time consuming, so instead I bought some GI joes (both a male and fe...
Read Full Post posted on 08/19/2008 in Random by Matt // 7 comments add comment
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Hastily drawn by Matthew Inman This was created by Free App Dating A Completely Free Dating Site Browse singles, send and receive messages, create a profile - everything on the site is completely free (and always will be). Find a date at Free App Dating
Read Full Post posted on 08/19/2008 in Dating Tips by Matt // 1 comments add comment
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1. Make a facebook app specifically for her cat - achieve viral success, sell it for millions. 2. Win the x-prize competition 3. Help her steal wifi from her neighbors, then use it to download a pirated copy of Ironman 2 and the new wolverine movie. 4. Code a bot that can crack any captcha. Use it to spam the entir...
Read Full Post posted on 08/13/2008 in Geek by Matt // 1 comments add comment
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As a followup to 9 reasons not to date a tyrannosaurus rex , I'm pleased to announce: I think this does a pretty good job of explaining why it'd be totally rad to date one of these magical beasts.
Read Full Post posted on 08/04/2008 in Random by Matt // 2 comments add comment
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At Free App Dating we strongly believe that everyone deserves the opportunity to find true love, even those lovable walking corpses more commonly known as zombies. It's with great pride that today we announce our sister site: Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have li...
Read Full Post posted on 07/23/2008 in Free App Dating News by Matt // 7 comments add comment
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5. The Camel "Tongue Whip" 4. Penguins - "Foghorn" 3. Elk 2. Lemur If I heard this in the jungle I think I'd need to change my shorts 1. Bird of Paradise - watch this to the very end! Watch this to the very end - the last 30 seconds are quite possibly the weirdest thi...
Read Full Post posted on 07/23/2008 in Random by Matt // 2 comments add comment
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Illustrated by Matthew Inman , with some help on the Dinosaur jokes from Rebecca Kelley
Read Full Post posted on 07/11/2008 in Random by Matt // 6 comments add comment
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Ever wondered if you've had sex with too many people, or not enough? Today we launched the Free App Dating Dating Report , which asks you how many sexual partners you've had in your life and then tells you how you compare to everyone else in your demographic. We ask for your age, gender, location, sexual orientation, and how many people you've been ...
Read Full Post posted on 07/09/2008 in Free App Dating News by Matt // 2 comments add comment
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Draw for fun by Matthew Inman .
Read Full Post posted on 06/16/2008 in Random by Matt // 26 comments add comment
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Thanks to Taloan for writing this blog entry, although she doesn't strike me as particularly mutant-like :) I never dated in high school. I went to my senior prom with a foreign exchange student named Barbora. I like to say it was because I am a mutant. According to everyone else its because I’m too damned picky. I’ll concede that...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Dating by Matt // 1 comments add comment
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I found this via del.icio.us - thought it was pretty funny. VideoJug: How To Kiss Someone Passionately
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Random by Matt // 3 comments add comment
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A little over two years ago I decided I wanted to lose some weight. I wasn't morbidly obese or anything but I had the figure of a typical computer guy: skinny arms accompanied by a lower half that was unusually fatter than my upper body (picture Tyrannosaurus Rex with love handles). My diet was mediocore and I never, ever exerc...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Geek by Matt // 1 comments add comment
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Being single definitely has its advantages. There's more freedom, less responsibility, and no one to keep tabs on you. Conversely, there are some things I absolutely hate about being single. Lets start with the hate: Not having a guaranteed "activity buddy." If you're single and you want to go out to dinner yo...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Dating by Matt // 5 comments add comment
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The mind of a web developer is a vastly complex organ; it's riddled with anguish, elation, caffeine, and a gargantuan mound of crap to remember. I figured this warranted a bit of creativity so I whipped up this diagram of a web developer's brain.
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Random by Matt // 7 comments add comment
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Here's a few interesting dating related links I found via delicious. Things My Boyfriend Says (this is really funny) How to Tell When a Relationship is Over Questions Couples Should Ask (Or Wish They Had) Before Marrying - New York Times 50 Things She Wishes You Knew - Men's Health Googling your Date
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Dating by Matt // 3 comments add comment
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I hate it when people say "It's the little things that count," but it's friday afternoon and I felt like writing a post about some little geek things that make me happy. Feel free to contribute any of your own. My gmail notifier lights up. It could be a friend asking if I want to meet up for a drink later ...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Geek by Matt // 7 comments add comment
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I've compiled a list of what I consider to be the ten worst movies to see on a first date. These aren't necessarily bad movies, they're just movies that could ruin the mood or scare the hell out of your potential partner. 10. Apocalypse Now (Redux) This happens to be one of my favorite movies but it also happens to be a ver...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Dating Tips by Matt // 1 comments add comment
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National Geographic's February issue had a map comparing the density of single men to single women. Clearly I need to move to the east coast. The Singles Map Found via creativeclass.typepad.com
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Dating by Matt // 1 comments add comment
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I want to begin by saying I had options: I could have chosen an easier difficulty level, even ultra-violence would have worked. There are plenty of nice, moderately sane girls out there who I could have dated. But no, I willingly chose nightmare mode. I went for the unstable, completely batshit-crazy girl who taught me ...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Geek by Matt // 2 comments add comment
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I've got a thing for baristas, I can't help it. Unfortunately finding a segue from "tall americano" to "HOLY CRAP YOU'RE HOT" isn't as easy as it might seem. Flirting with a stranger is undeniably daunting: you risk rejection, embarrassment, or just plain feeling creepy. It's not hopeless, however - there ar...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Dating Tips by Matt // 3 comments add comment
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Thanks to Taloan for contributing this list of mistakes to avoid when messaging someone online. Her tone is a bit cynical, but I think she speaks from experience :) Simply writing: “ur hot”- Compliments are great when included in a letter, but when the compliment is the letter there is definitel...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Dating Tips by Matt // 11 comments add comment
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A friend of mine recently mentioned that she'd started seeing someone new and he apparently could set his own schedule at work. In other words, he was free to see her anytime he pleased. When you start seeing someone new you usually want to spend lots of time around them; they're a new squeaky toy that you want to hug and squis...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Dating Tips by Matt // No comments add comment
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Everyone uses social networking sites: Teenagers, adults, seniors - even my mother has a myspace account. Anyone can find and connect to anyone, all they have to do is know how to search for a name and submit a friend request. I've always used a fake name on myspace to keep people from my past from finding me. I did...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Random by Matt // No comments add comment
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Ever heard a woman say she has a thing for a guy in uniform? I've got a similar thing, except it's for baristas. It's an inexplicable attraction to someone who makes coffee for a living. I think this attraction exists because of a few different reasons: I don't know how to make a latte, therefore watching a barista fly t...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Geek by Matt // No comments add comment
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Being a geek in 2007 is nothing to be ashamed of, the stereotype that once existed is long gone and there are several characteristics of geek culture that could almost be considered chic. Consumating, Threadless, or even Apple are pretty good testaments to this fact. The picture I'm about to paint is of the ideal, I'm not implying that ...
Read Full Post posted on 06/13/2007 in Geek by Matt // 1 comments add comment