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Types of Bad Kissers

Posted on 06/16/2008 in Random by Matt

Types of Bad Kissers

Draw for fun by Matthew Inman .

Too much tongue

The possum

The extended edition

The too much mouth

The halitosis

The vacuum

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  • MsJennifer wrote on 06/16/2008
    What about the swirler... someone once told them (probably on a playground) that the best way to kiss is to just stick your tongue out and swirl, swirl, swirl. ick!
  • SKPCG wrote on 06/16/2008
    Teeth clankers, please!!! It's the pits!!
  • Matt wrote on 06/16/2008
    SKPCG - I was gonna add teeth clackers, they were on my list, but I couldn't think of a funny drawing for them
  • vanchau wrote on 06/16/2008
    I laughed. I cried. It was epic blog post.
  • Chiclet wrote on 06/16/2008
    Another bad one............kissing like they are trying to get their gum back! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
  • Bexter wrote on 06/17/2008
    How about the Oral Explorer? Has to inspect every corner and niche in your mouth with their tongue. *gag* Or, the one that gets my goat, the Scooper.
  • brandynicole wrote on 06/18/2008
    Cold tongues ..... gag .
  • Kla wrote on 06/21/2008
    how about tongue suckers/biters and the people that take the lip nibbling thing to the vampiric extrema?
  • boredstiff999 wrote on 06/22/2008
    The slasher kisser(?) - When I had braces I cut a chick's lip with 'em once
  • passion_seeker wrote on 07/01/2008
    Ever kiss someone who never uses their tongue? It's like humping with your pants on. It means nothing!
  • Bluejaz wrote on 07/01/2008
    I hate a sloppy kiss. Saliva gets all over your face... yuck!
  • sweetness62 wrote on 07/01/2008
    The Slobber Kisser - or as I call them - The St. Bernard! Put your tongue back in your mouth and don't lick my face! Yuck!
  • precious5903 wrote on 07/01/2008
    The lizard kisser, like they are trying to catch an insect.
  • TxsGal3333 wrote on 07/02/2008
    Hummmmm what about the one that is trying to reach your Tonsils with their tongue. shshshs
  • Artzyone wrote on 07/02/2008
    I think I've dated everyone of those guys, at one time or another. lol
  • rbtirish wrote on 07/04/2008
    the worst kissers are the ones who have no passion for that person for if you do then the feelings are there to at least connect in some way!but yes to much tongue is always a turn off.lack of affection which leads to the passionate kiss isn't there.A dead kiss just lips no sucking just smooching on her part!I have found that If you are a great kisser .you can turn any woman on and get her passionate with a great lasting kiss that only I know how to do!or you I never entails anything but the kiss! have been there many times before and when I was done?She had a totally different outlook on life!believe me!
  • marionikbarieh wrote on 07/10/2008
    there is no just thing as a bad kisser but if u find one teach him the right way,for me its the soul 2 soul kiss when u feel it from ur toes thru ur body down his mouth thru his body and his toes then shoots back at u[its called passion]
  • alisha0512 wrote on 07/10/2008
    Ohhhhhh no this is to much. http://www.socialnetworking.in
  • seekingsomefun wrote on 07/12/2008
    someone who thinks they are kissing you with deep passion and they suck your mouth to a vacume and it hurts your cheeks!!!! LOL
  • rose_gammie wrote on 07/15/2008
    The kiss can make or break a date. You got to have some tongue action or it is like kissing a fish. The eyes need to be closed cuz you don't want them starring at anyone else. I has got to take your breath away and turn you on so that you start breathing heavy and makes you want more....if it doesn't have those things they it is a waste of time and effort.
  • rose_gammie wrote on 07/15/2008
    The kiss can make or break a date. You got to have some tongue action or it is like kissing a fish. The eyes need to be closed cuz you don't want them starring at anyone else. I has got to take your breath away and turn you on so that you start breathing heavy and makes you want more....if it doesn't have those things they it is a waste of time and effort.
  • ShyGal08 wrote on 07/16/2008
    Too much mouth made me lmao :D.
  • BoulderMountainGal wrote on 07/20/2008
    Many men seem to think they have to lick their lips first and just when I think it's going to be a nice warm lip to lip smooch, they open their mouths like a fish, and suck on my lips instead of kissing them. It's way too common, so whassup with this? ( ;