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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: How many?
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I think he's making it up LOL! Ahhh, as I told my three boys as I raised them; it's all about personality! I have no need to make anything up. I have a hard time figuring out why so many men on this site have a hard time getting a date. What I see is that they lack confidence, the capacity to hold a conversation and they don't develop their personality. or a third hand |
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: what ever happened to
Some people really don't have a clue, or at least can't maintain manners.
I once witnessed this guy at a party who was doing well with meeting a girl...smooth without being cheesy and insincere. ...Hi, my name is___, nice party, are you here with_____?....Oh, she's really funny.etc, etc. I was like, "good for you Dude". Then he says,"excuse me, I gotta go sh!t".   I couldn't believe it!...SO CLOSE!
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: How Big are Your Balls
You're REALLY..such a "nice guy".
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: How Big are Your Balls
That's such a cute skirt!
I hear slutwear is back in this year. |
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Whats
Actually had to do with a typo while setting the date up. She emailed the place we were to meet.
Intstead of replying back "got it"...somehow typed out "go t!t"...  and didn't proofread.....OMG At least she was a good sport and said that she was glad I was a fan.
Edited by Beachfarmer on Tue 09/16/08 11:19 AM
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Wrong Hole
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Swallowed a quarter once.. it wasnt fun...took 2 doctors and a damn surgeon to get it out !!! lol ( i was 16)  She made a big change.. never swallowed a quarter again! Jules hit that right on the head...never did it again.. Couldnt make change tho...they stole my damn quarter HMOs and their damn deductibles
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: My Thought for the day
One should not be scared of heights, but certainly leary of widths
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Wrong Hole
Only when feeding the wrong orafice......and in THAT case the fork hurts worse than anything
Edited by Beachfarmer on Tue 09/16/08 10:18 AM
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: My Thought for the day
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Those who fart in church sit in their own pew.   When shooting a mime, remember to use a silencer |
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110
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 Thought OrangeCat was here for a minute
Edited by Beachfarmer on Tue 09/16/08 10:12 AM
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110
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used underwear donations may be sent to : CANADA REVENUE AGENCY 875 HERON RD OTTAWA ONTARIO K1A 1B1 Ya...I despise taxation without representation |
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: My Thought for the day
A man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is probably going to Bangkok.
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Pet Peeves
"The Passing Stones"
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Pink Money
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Will Love last without Money  Not once you get north of "The Statosphere" on Las Vegas Blvd. |
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Pet Peeves
Chastity
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Pet Peeves
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People who insist on driving 1 mph in front of me when the speed limit is 55.... People who refuse to move when the light turns green.... People who obliviously leave their shopping carts in the way, so no one can get through the aisle.... People in the next apartment who insist on blasting the worst of all possible '70s music at 3:00 in the morning.... People....in general.... On the first 2 Lex....I dislike driving behind the Rolling Stoes tour bus as well. |
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110
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no .......but I am accepting donations of five year old under wear to throw at the computer later Sounds like a worthy charity Oh...& Thanks Liz
Edited by Beachfarmer on Tue 09/16/08 09:37 AM
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110
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how do YOU back up your system? I cant seem to figure it out I backed it up onto cdz when I first got it but for some reason I cant do it again?? when it says that it "recomends you back up your system" before doing a service pack update do you do it?? stupid computer.....   certainly not with 5 year old underwear |
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: My Thought for the day
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Hmmmmm I LOVE that sound!  
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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 8696 |
Topic: My Thought for the day
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Tuesday, September 16, 2008: A person struck twice by lightning undoubtedly finds the experience revolting.    A person leaving Tokyo journeying to points west, may become disoriented. |
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