Thanks, Babe

I, as a single/divorced/never having a child of my own.. former husband, can try to pass along a couple nuggets of knowledge here, if I may.

Your spouse/partner is more impotant than yourself. If you cannot fathom this simple nugget, then save your time, and read no further.

By this, I mean ........ If you cannot sacrifice for them, wihout thinking.. then you have the wrong partner.

If you will take DEATH before letting your partner get scratched.. then you're with me still.. If they have a child, or children.. They should be...are ... doing that same thing - thinking from the same point... as you, and myself.. If you're still with me..

As a single person.. you're in the 2% that will tolerate/contemplate a relatationship with a partner with a child... I commend you..

All I can say.. is whittled down into a paragraph that's small enough to be read by anyone...

If they have children, and you are not willing to let them put you on the back burner when their child/children has/have needs that need attending... bow out.. say goodbye.. kick your own ass for being selfish..

You are not ready to be in a relationship with that person. It doesn't mean that you are bad. You're just not in the correct frame of mind at this time...

When you're ready to play 2nd.. or 3rd fiddle to a child/children.. With, or without special needs.. That is when you ARE ready to progress into that relationship..

Now that's one LUCKY dude..

WoW !! I'm spent...

C'Mon already, Babe..

yup.. born ready..

Standing by... lol

You call this place Laura's Spread.. What's your special ?

candyland scares the poop outta me.. YIKES!!!

nope, it's the final hours when those of you at work have to do something, anything, to say that you didn't waste the whole day....

i eat paste, and cut the cheese

Just where are you going to in the city? There are areas that you should avoid at all costs. I used to work in the city, and I know the area pretty well..

Cut and paste
Cut and paste

i have no opinion of my own...but i can cut and paste....it supports my delusions that i am intelligent.

Make rara listen to the collected works of Yanni, while his eyeballs are held open with superglue, forcing him to watch gay porn.

Hearing about "celebrities" while I'm watching "the news". I can care less what madonna, brad, or any of them do.

multi-posters. people that keep posting the same thing, but with different words, or under different subjects. Stop being assholes. Post it where it belongs, and do it just once.

non-gracious people. if i do something out of kindness, at least give me a nod, or something..

people that don't help when it's obvious someone needs help. like if a woman is leaving a store with a child in one arm, and a grogery bag in the other.. someone please open the door for her. we all live on this huge marble together.

seeing gangbanger's funerals on tv.. what do you expect? why cry when it's too late? you should have put your foot in their asses when they were alive..sheesh..

Hoo Hah !!!

My Bad.. I thought it'd be a good introduction to the military life..

your referring to the hairy rat.. i understood ya..

I understood ya.. But, I'm just one man.

It was really hard getting the correct angle on your neck.. I had to redo it many times...