No no, that's just a regular power. Superpowers are much more profound.

Sounds like a perfect opportunity to do the nasty in the pasty.

Or the presenty.

I already have a superpower.

... in life after love?!!


(or some such ****ty cher song)

This is the most asinine question I've ever seen.

I wonder if the word 'rofl' has an etymological relationship to the word 'raffle'.

Because raffles are amazing.

Oh god, shut up the three of you. You're all three idiots.

Woah, go easy on him faggot. English is his first language.

That's not how you spell existential, douchebag.

this iss a versy exsistenstial discsussions.

Macs are awesome because it's so incredibly easy to type resumé. Never was able to do it consistently in Windows.

This is sort of like the boy who cried wolf.

One day she'll really have an opportunity to go to bed with any or all of us, but no one will take her seriously because we'll all assume she's joking AGAIN.

My last two days were pretty awesome all around, if that makes you feel better.

Then again, most days that I'm a part of turn out awesome.

deja vu

Here there was about two feet of sunlight.

And by two feet I mean an immeasurable amount that lasted approximately all day.

It's a website for people talented in the visual arts.

Well, mostly.

I'm not invited.

Not to burst your bubble or anything, because that's still a good accomplishment and what have you, but generally when you lose that much in a short time, it's mostly water weight that you lose. This is because your body is dipping into its carbohydrate reserves, which are stored in water.

The real fat comes off more slowly, because it's twice as efficient an energy source as either carbs or protein.

Well, if we're all going to exchange biological sciences homework, than I'm sure someone would like to construct my phylogeny for me. I've already got all the morphoclines done for each relevant trait, so it should be easy from here.

But I can hear them too!

Really! They talk about lollipops and meatloaf. And some secretive plan that involves coercive takeover of the world's superpowers.

I have no idea.

Neither do you guys.