lol thanks

thanks for standing up for me lolyou rock

u didnt actually look then bc I AM smiling lol 2 of them are serious and the last is a big ole smile

lemme kno what u think!!

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.


"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

nah...he was just lookin for a laugh lol and seeing the kinds of answers people would come up with hahaha he doesnt seriously want it to be honest it was just for a laugh

no pay lol just the pleasure of his very special company hahahaha

LOL my bestfriend just made that freakin thing hahaha I laughed so hard when I read it I figured I had to post it for you all to see hahaha he posted it to a site hes on and is just looking for someone with a sense of humor to reply to it

1. Full name (You want me to know right now)
2. Age
3. Height
3a. Is it in proportion to a medically acceptable body weight? (Y/N)
4. Eye color
5. Natural hair color
6. Current hair color
7. Have you ever had a sex change?

CONTACT INFORMATION
8. City of Residence
9. Best Contact Phone Number
10. Cell Phone (if different than above)
11. Open to text messages (Y/N)
12. AIM:
13. Email:

FEW WORD ANSWERS
14. Do you have any siblings?
15. What is your religion?
16. What is your political persuasion?
17. Do you have a history of mental illness?
18. Have you ever cheated on a partner?
19. How many piercings (not including ears) do you have?
20. How many tattoos do you have?


MULTIPLE CHOICE Answer the most fitting answer

21. Do you currently have a source of income?
A. Parents, I'm going to school and they help
B. Parents, I'm a trustafarian.
C. I'm unemployed and waiting for my gov't check
D. I got a job til I find a career.
E. I got something pays my bills.
F. I got something that pays my bar tab.

22. Furthest level of education?
A. I dun dropped out of skool.

B. I learned enough to make a living.
C. I went to college and I still work at a gas station.
D. I'm actively furthering my education.

23. What kind of car do you drive?
A. I prefer people power (walk/ ride bike/ rollerskate)
B. I take the bus
C. It gets me to where I need to get to.
D. It gets others out of the mud and snow drifts

24. How many past sexual partners have you had?
A. None
B. Very Select Number
C. A number I personally find acceptable
D. Unacceptable amount

25. Do you smoke? (please choose from following)
NO
A. NEVER EVER EVER!!
B. No/ Not anymore
C. Seldom
YES
D. Only when I drink
E. About one or two a day
F. +5 a day

26. Do you drink? (Please choose from the following)
NO
A. NEVER EVER EVER!!
B. No/ Not anymore
C. VERY Seldom
YES
D. Only at Sunday dinner
E. Just a couple when I pop down to the pub.
F. I get tipsy weekly
G. I get drunk monthly
H. Only on days that end with "Y"

27. Do you have kids?
A. Never Ever Ever
B. Not yet but maybe
C. Yes, they live with me most always
D. Yes, they live elsewhere sometimes
E. Yes, they live elsewhere most always

28. Do you workout?
NO
A. NEVER EVER EVER!!
B. Walking to fridge, tires me
C. I do progressively easier 12ounce curls
D. I just try to eat healthy and avoid exercise
YES
E. Jumping to conclusions, running my mouth, and backstabbing while climbing the corporate ladder is enough for me.
F. Once a month
G. Once a week
H. A few times a week
I. Daily

29. What kind of sense of humor do you have? (Choose ALL that apply)
A. Baby's doing baby stuff.
B. A picture of a cat and a garbled mispelled phrase
C. Knock knock...
D. Knock knock.... Someone just got hit in the balls
E. Knock knock... That's the sound Knoxville's balls made when he got tasered.
F. I like a witty turn of phrase
G. A man walks into a bar....
H. A Kike, A Spic and a Dothead walk into a bar
I. A dead baby walks into a bar....

30. Whom do you currently reside with?
A. By Myself
B. With the parents/ parent types
C. With a roommate or two
D. My kids.
E. My cat army

31. Do you cook?
A. I burn water
B. I stop at toast and coffee
C. Frozen Dinners
D. I can pair my EZ Mac with some Tuna Helper
E. I can follow a simple recipe
F. I can take raw veggies and meat scraps to make a tasty stew
G. The Iron Chef has me on speed dial.

SHORT ANSWER (CHOOSE 2)
32. Favorite book & subject matter?

33. If you were an animal, what would you be and why?


34. Do you have any irrational fears? How irrational?

35. What is your current favorite movie of all time?

36. List your favorite few genres of music:


SHORT ESSAY (Please do ALL)
37. What is your idea of a perfect date in three sentences or more?


38. Explain why I should pick you as my partner:

39. List any special skills that you may have that are relevant to this position:

40. What do you want out of a relationship, specifically one with me?

RELATIONSHIP BACKGROUND
List the details of your past three relationships starting with the most recent.
Duration:
Were you in love?
Reason for breakup:

Duration:
Were you in love?
Reason for breakup:

Duration:
Were you in love?
Reason for breakup:

CERTIFICATION
I hereby certify that the information given by me in this application is true to my knowledge and I give you the authorization to verify it using any means you deem appropriate. I understand that by filling out this form and submitting it for review does not guarantee that I will be chosen.

Date Applicant Signature

Do not write below this line, this area will be used to take notes when conducting interviews.
_____________________________________________________________

water loves the attention! ::

Im not gonna lie...I have a hard time dating a guy who is shorter than me...it just doesnt feel right...I enjoy being able to look him in the face or look up at him...its a protective thing I like...knowing someone is bigger than me and can take care of me. Girly I know lol but I cant help it!

aww hi hunny! Im good...yourself???

hahaha ok ok...sounds good

aww Lex...you wouldn't even consider marrying me??

aww lol sounds like that could be fun hahaha

Fragglerock was my FAVORITE show when I was little!!! it makes you hot

so I was talking to a good friend of mine today and we started joking about running off to Vegas to get married...he said he wanted to be the bride in an Elvis wedding. I agreed...I look better in a suit than him hehehe

BUT it got me thinking...what kind of theme would you do if you went to Vegas to get married??

WOAH!@!!!

mrs pacman to you mister!

cause you want em to squeal??