Fruitloops are not breakfast of champions. But one of my crackhead was so high one night he picked up a fruiloop off the floor and started smoking it. We were jealous though because he was getting big hits.

Those are pinto peppers in that bowl. And that bowl has pickled cherry peppers. And that bowl has halberno peppers. And that bowl there has "oh my gosh my asshole is bleeding, what the f*ck did I eat?!!!" Peppers in it. Enjoy.

No dishes to clean! Just an empty fritos bag and sporks! Mess free zone. Squirts taco sauce on thumpers rice. Whoops!

You can feed a whole army for cheap with tacos in a bag. I have kosher beef in that bowl over there for my freinds of the jesuit persuasion.

I've laid out all the fixin on the table. Lettuce, onions, cheese, tomatoes, olives, meat, sour cream, peppers, 3 kinds of sauces, and guacamole. Just grab a bag of fritos or doritos and spoon the fixins right in the bag. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Tacos in a bag for lunch?

Good day everyone!

Look deep into my brown eye. You are getting very sleepy. S-L-E-E-P-Y. Ppppppffffttttt!!! Now you have freckles!

Gwars always a great first and last date concert with a new chick.

Flirting 101. I feel like I'm in a hair salon full of queers. "Oh, let's just tease your hair!"

oh yeah. You are. And I can't wait for it. Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Look into my smelly brown eye. You are getting very sleepy. Pppppppfffftttt!!! Wow! You got freckles!

What he is saying is you are a very marketable commodity out here to the panty sniffer market. If they put gypsy in a can and put gypsy for sale on a store shelf- it would be a profitable seller.

...wtf? You got no respect for me? Or my accomplishments? Or experiences? I'm happy in my life. And I like myself.

Very funny.

I've never surrendered and I never will. Just the way it is.

...because I fought too f*cking hard and got shot twice defending her in combat and I still believe in my country and my people. And I will continue to fight by being an honorable citizen and doing what's right to help my country, my people, my community, and my environment. I'm involved. Sue me if I have morals and beliefs. I know who I am and what I stand for.

My family would adopt you. Trust me you would have more good people in your life than you could imagine. But you would have to respect that.

I love you. But I can't become a canadian citizen.

bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!! Ah just tell her you like pulling his hair when he's goin down on you giving you big juicy orgasms. Then duck quick to avoid mom vomit!