401 Thats ok.

I need something stronger before I can de code that this am.

Going to a Quilt show.

Noted in big red letters.

Scary I can handle, its the jitters that leaded gives me that creeps me out. LOL

Heathen here, front and center. I know this is scacarlidge (sp) How about a cup of de-caf? Flavored, please? morning all

Tell her if she pokes you again that Kindergarden kids learn to keep their hands and feet to themselves. And what tigerman said.

She can say she is purple. But those are just ink on paper, so to speak. Wait till you see actions that back up the words.

OH you bet ya. And they bring us cool tall drinks.

Ladies join me in the Happy place. LOL

390 I am hiding out here tonight

THE RULES OF RURAL OHIO ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Listen up City Slickers !

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.

3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-70 goes east and west, I-71 goes north and south. Pick one.

5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. So every person in rural Ohio waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah, we eat taters & gravy, beans & cornbread. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at Jim's bait shop.

9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. Oh, yeah .... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat ... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.

14. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

15. College and High School Football is as important here as the Cavs and the Knicks, and more fun to watch.

16. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.

17. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities , Community Colleges, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.

18. We have a whole ton of folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.

19. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers. Refer back to #1.

20. 4 inches isn't a blizzard - it's a flurry. Drive in it like you got some sense, and DON'T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This ain't Alaska , worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. The pickups with snow blades will have you out the next day.

Thank you, Thank you very much...

The owners of FreeAppDating are going to hate me. I never read or click on the adds.

You sir have just restored my faith.

and who drank it all down

BG, Indn, I have to go. I am getting to the point of wanting to say bad things.

So was she just suppose to pick some random guy and hope that he doesnt beat her or her kids? Or how about some druggy that spends every last dime on blow? And then you would have been raised in a home with no food and clothes.Or maybe on the streets. Where would you be if he killed your mom and you were left with him, Just because they were married so you could have 2 parents? Dont tell me you think that is better, because I think you fib.
I grew up in a home where I was beat. 2 parents, dad and step mom. Guess what, I lived and proved that you dont have to be like that to your kids. And they dont have to live like that either. Guess what? I turned around a bad experience and made it better for my kids. Sounds to me like someone hasnt grown up yet.