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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Sometimes I feel stupid.......
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$10.00 for a trip to the zoo...... seeing elephants procreate ....Priceless I am a fan of saying.... "Its like elephants having sex, it happens late at night, way up high, and you ain't gonna see it. So my friend Googles a video of elephants doing it, and then this bigger male comes over, pushes the smaller male out of the way, does the female for a few minutes, and then does the male. And the smaller male just takes it. |
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Happy Pirate's Day
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Avast ya land lubbin wenches, the old salt himself is here!!!! Come aboard me pirate ship(ok, its a kayak) and let us all set sail for warm waters!!!!!!!! Aye, Captain. I'm a good land lubbin wench. I sees me aboarding ye kayak. 
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Happy Pirate's Day
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Jumpin Jack Flash! I've got the scuuuurrrrvvvvy! Anyone knows a fixer up for this bloody thing? Arrrrgh  Limes ya silly girl. Is why we call the bloody English "Limeys" |
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Are you freaking Serious??
I am divorced, really I can show you recipts for child support and apt. rent too.
Sorry ya got played. |
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Happy Pirate's Day
Avast ya land lubbin wenches, the old salt himself is here!!!!
Come aboard me pirate ship(ok, its a kayak) and let us all set sail for warm waters!!!!!!!! |
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: My HEART........
Hard
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: She took the last train out of my heart...
This all will pass, like a big kidney stone.
But it will. Kids can be a deal breaker. At 49 I am way done with any more. Lots of women my age are G'ma already !!!!!!! |
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: noodling
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mmmmmmmmmm blackened catfish sandywich Dude, where is the spaceship? |
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Showering Together.
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Whoa!!! Don't forget to invite Mr. Bubble  Mr. Bubble, eh?  and Silly Foam too |
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Showering Together.
Whoa!!!
Don't forget to invite Mr. Bubble
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Have you ever gotten it as good as you have given it?
My daughter got busted with a WTF? picture in her locker.(which I gave to her) A teacher saw it when it was open.
And what does this mean???? the teacher asked. Wheres the fire? my daughter replied. The new answer is Welcome To Finnland!!!!!!! |
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Dumb but Funny
Hence comes the expression.....................
Makin Bacon.
Edited by michiganman3 on Wed 09/17/08 08:46 PM
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Stay Positive
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Crushes from days gone by......
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David Cassidy and Davey Jones.....yummy!  I had posters of them on the walls of my bedroom. And Donny Osmond too. Say it ain't so. Barbara Eden,Susan Dey Kim Novack, Carol Baker
Edited by michiganman3 on Wed 09/17/08 02:29 PM
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Married Men Online
Who attacked?????????
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Lost in Cyberspace
HuH?????
This whole thread is WTF. 
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Is age just a number? Whats your limit?
Half your age, plus 7 yrs= 25.5
Round up to 26. Yep, its all good, go ahead and date her. But remember, there is a 60 yr woman waiting to Mutual Match with you. |
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Free Gas Coupon
I grew up with Shell stations in Calif. But I don't recall ever seeing one in the 32 yrs I lived in Colorado. So now I am here in Michigan and guess what? Shell stations!!!
So excited to get a little..... Free Gas that is.
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: all alone
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Well out of all honesty why worry with what is 20- 30 years down the road. Should we not think about today instead or the near future like in the next day, week or month? We spend too much time in the past and in the future and forget to enjoy what we have now. Myself I'm alone as far as a partner. But I have my kids that live close by. I have a brother and sister that live close a grandbaby and at home I have a dog and the internet. So with all of those I'm not lonely. What I do miss at times yes is the closeness of a partner to share little things with go places with or just sit and laugh and enjoy each others company. So I may be alone but.........I'm not lonely. When it comes down to it when I was married towards the end even though I had someone I was miserable for I feel we are better off alone then with someone that no longer wants to be there with you. So even when your with someone life is not always what you want it to be then it leaves you with doubts of where you are. So I say be happy with where you are and what you have enjoy the here and now and leave the future to enjoy or worry about when you get there. Amen. |
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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3383 |
Topic: Do You Know Why?
Wanna go for a drive????
Edited by michiganman3 on Tue 09/16/08 11:33 AM
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