Fish taco's with refried beans or black beans and Mexican rice with sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes and chepaltay sauce. Don’t forget the ice cold beer.

welcome fellow turtle lover, we are closing up for the day... but I'll be sure to open up on time tomorrow promptly by noon (est)

name one thing u cant stand about girls..

Amen to that!! Kids definitely grow you up real quick!! lol! And it wasn't until I had Travis that I knew what unconditional love meant. Such a blessing it is to be his mommy. :)

just thought i would add this here.....



McDONALDS APPLICATION

This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE? On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Yes – Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

the word "charmin" should be sencored on here and anyone using that nasty foul word be banned from the site...no questions asked


i now hate turtles. turtles are slow retarted little creatures

I like cottonelle, he knows that, he knows I was kidding with him....

and yes, I would do that IRL too though if the situation required it.

Well I'm usually barefoot, I am a hillbilly ya know.

but pregnant, those days are gone...

and GET YOUR OWN DAMN BEER...sweetie.

just to stir the pot a little, did anyone notice most of the womens responces are "i dont need a man to be complete" and the men are...well...undecided...lol

Relationships at work?

JT, I like turtles more and more as you reveal what a sensitive and complicated guy you really are. Thank you so much for sharing the serious side of you.

I had a fantastic conversation with a member about this last night, and I was shocked and thrilled we both agreed on this. I hear so much crap about 50/50, soulmates, being lonely, feeling complete, blah blah...

I do not need anyone in my life. I am quite independent and capable of either doing for myself or finding a resource who can. I do not believe soulmates exist. I can not be completed by anyone. I am whole, I am in no need of completing. I believe a relationship is 100/100 and that a partner enriches and compliments my life. A person who invigorates my mind, body, and spirit, and I theirs. I want a relationship, and therefore would never take it for granted or become complacent. I'd never settle just to have someone.

Anyone agree or disagree?