That would make you related to Pink, it's her song....

Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction, and my socks are never
clean
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin'
right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

I know it can get a bit riff raffy at times in there...

True dat....

besides if I was nice I'd only b*tch about being nice, and I b*tch enough about everything else I don't need any new amo...

No you were right without the clarification...

I gotta be nice, you did pass that note in history class for me....

I only have the cream of the crop on my friends list, I want everyone to know how incredible I am....

I was told on the phone last night (or this morning however you look at it) that I was not only witty but modest too.... wait, what?

Ya, good luck with that one lillith.....

Dan's just mad that I got him good twice yesterday...

You know what's funny, he has our sense of humor and one day he called me up and told me that someone had claimed his identity and friended every person on myspace....

I met him on the plane to Chicago and he looked at me in the seat next to me and said (I had no idea who he was as we worked in different offices) and said "Wouldn't it be great if they did a reality show where everyone on the plane thought it was going to crash but it really wasn't just to see everyone's reactions" He said that on take off....We've been friends ever since.

I know I was irritated by that one too.... I'm in full on sarcasm mode now....

The nicest guy I know is my friend Tom, his wife left him and their 3 kids, we were in Chicago on a three week assignment when it happened his daughter called and told him that "mom" had taken all of the furniture and all of the pots and pans out of the house and let the kids there to fend for themselves.

I was furious, I made a few phone calls and had some pots and pans delivered to his house by friends, his response to her doing this...."It is what it is"

As time progressed she did alot of crappy things, I offered to kick her ass for him, his response to this was "why would I put you in that position?"

He doesn't complain, he doens't b*tch, he lives his life as a nice guy...a true nice guy and gentleman...

Nothing, as long as you don't complain about it....

be who you are and love it, but if you complain, you're not all that nice....

I'm nice, I don't bullsh*t people, I don't let them wallow in their own depression, I don't allow them to hurt others or me....That's nice right?

Or did you mean "I see the world through rose colored glasses" nice? Cuz I'm not that and I'll be thrown out of here on my duff....

except yourself....and that's your problem in life.

why the flying f*ck would you continue to treat someone like that with respect? why would you continue to be her shoulder to cry on...You're an enabler and you deserve your heartache....

Christ people lets lay this to rest quick...

You chose broken people because you yourself are broken. Fix you and you will attract a better class of people...

Exactly they take home the broken bikes and wonder why they have to fix them....

Gee you think, since the common denominator is THEM, and the women come and go.... But yet THEY stay the same...

I'm over this...**where's the "bird" emoticon?**

because you suck in bed.