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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: Who’s In Charge?
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.
The brain said, “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The eyes said, “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The hands said, “Without me we wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The stomach said, “I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we’d starve. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The legs said, “Without me we wouldn’t be able to move anywhere. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” Then the rectum said, “I think I should be in charge.” All the rest of the parts said, “You?!? You don’t do anything! You’re not important! You can’t be in charge.” So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy. They all agreed that they couldn’t take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge. The moral of the story? You don’t have to be the most important to be in charge, any a$$hole can do it. |
LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: IF YOU WERE A NEW PRODUCT
Money
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: ok im not getting any
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cookies who has some ![]() ![]() Hey Wanda... Try the web, I hear you can get your cookies online now and just have 'em mailed to ya. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: hi
Hi Wanda
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: i'm new..
Welcome & have fun...
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: New Member..From Middlesbrough
Hello, welcome & hang on...
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: Everyone please take a moment
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: To you I'm an atheist...
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My first religious thread...I'm like a virgin all over again ![]() ![]() ![]() Wishfull thinking huh ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ok....I feel like one...touched for the very first time ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok, but you still can't wear white ![]() |
LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: To you I'm an atheist...
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My first religious thread...I'm like a virgin all over again ![]() ![]() ![]() Wishfull thinking huh ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: To you I'm an atheist...
None of them
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: Hi
Hello, welcome & have fun...
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: i am new
Hello, welcome & have fun...
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: hey
It's the CoCoClops again...
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: Everyone Have a Great Night
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Getting in the shower, dressing to the nines and gonna go party, eat some great food and dance my azz off! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hang on Kimmy Baby, I'm come'n over to wash your back... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: going outside
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Take your clothes off first tina ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But we like being ![]() |
LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: OMG
My question is... Aren't your feet always on your legs ?
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: Hello
Hello.... & hang on
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: ok
Wanda, are you a Cyclops
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: Kinda important and exciting
You better buy more than two if YOU want any... I'm at your door, let me in.
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LVSteve![]() Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 260 |
Topic: hi
Hi Wanda
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