work and college for both my son and myself doesnt allow me much time for much mskim!!! i pop on once in a blue moon

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
To get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
And some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--ooo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... So does she.

LOL ok.. i'll give ya credit for that!!!

so you cant hitch hike silly!!

hunny...i've seen wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too many "thumbs" in my day... what makes you think yours is so special??????

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Men that read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

UNDER RATED!!!!

once you do it with the right one... you'll understand

hellooooooooooooooooo gamma man... how ya be???

marry a corpse!! LOLOL

nope... shack up for the sex is my theory!!!

One son... 17, 18 October 15th

Im doing good hun.. back in college!! just not on here too much

((((((((((( DT ))))))))))))) i miss ya !!!

YOUR A DOLL

keep working hard... i'm a single mom too and its tough.. read my post again and get a laugh at what i did in class last night..it's hilarious!!!

well.. I already got in trouble. we dissected pigs last night. and theres this one girl.. a foofy girl.. the long fake nails, big poofy hair, tons of make up, designer clothes etc...

well we had to pin one of the pigs legs down with a push pin.. so when she went to pin the leg.. i let a squeel outta me.. and she launched her pig and went screaming out of the room.. I laughed so hard I couldnt even stand up...

teacher said I WAS MEAN!!!

thanks...i'll be fine.. I just graduated with my first degree in June, I just need to get back into the swing of it and get a routine going

ummmmmmmmmmmm kinda... i took pictures

Thanks PATS!! I love college and learning... Even if i'm an old fart

LOL well not yet hun.. but if i don't catch a break soon...I might be.

I had to dissect a pig last night

Well, I have gotten a couple e-mails the past couple of days from people asking if I'm alive, if I got married, or if I was shacking up. People making sure I was alive.

I thought most knew I was going back to college for a 2nd degree. I started Sept. 2, I'm going for an associates degree in cardiovascular technology this time.

So with my work schedule, college and homework, I do not have much time. Plus, my son is also in college, and I cart him back and forth to work and school.

It's good to know I was missed, and I'm sorry for neglecting y'all. I'm around, Just out straight busy!!!!