Of course it's human nature to move on but if it was the love of my life, I'd have to say NEVER.

I wanna say move to a warmer climate but I think this topic isn't about the weather, huh? I really need to pay better attention to the topic at hand

Summer Classes for Men at
> THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
>
> REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
> by October 17th 2008
> NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
> OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
>
> Class 1
> How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
> Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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> Class 2
> The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
> Round Tab! le Discussion.
> Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
>
> Class 3
> Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding
The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
> Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
>
> Class 4
> Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and
Explanatory Graphics.
> Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
>
> Class 5
> Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
> Examples on Video.
> Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
> at 7:00 PM
>
> Class 6
> Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
> Help Line Support and Support Groups.
> Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
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> Class 7
> Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not
Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
> Open Forum
> Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
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> Class 8
> Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
> Graphics and Audio Tapes.
> Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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> Cl! ass 9
> Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials..
> Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
>
> Class 10
> Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
> Driving Simulations.
> 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
>
> Class 11
> Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
> Online Classes and role-playing
> Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
>
> Class 12
> How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
> Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
> Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginnin! g at 7:00 PM.
>
> Class 13
> How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other
Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
> Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
> Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
>
> Class 14
> The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
> Live Demonstration.
> Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
> Upon completion of any of the a above courses, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors!

This woman is one of my dearest friends and speaking of being better than advertised! I'm a bridge builder but it's friends like her who have showed me how to "bridge" a friendship for life.

You're welcome Lisa Please don't tell Dan though.....he already thinks I have a man crush on him!

I have met some amazing people who have become good friends of mine and have changed my whole outlook of meeting people online. Most have become very important to me.....even though I don't tell them nearly enough how much I appreciate their friendship, well until now that is!

I'm a real pain in the arse sometimes.......okay, maybe most of the time.......alright, alright, ALL THE TIME.....Happy now?

I can vouch for this woman, she's very real and a sweetheart in real life.....even if she does come across otherwise online!

Now Dan is a completely different story.... one of those skeery story you tell around a campfire to frighten children!

That was incredible Dan!

I would take a boat out and anchor off the end of the runway at Logan in Boston and just be amazed at the non stop planes coming and going

I do think that age is just a number or in my case and many others here, a couple of numbers(44). As for my limit, I hit that a while ago...

That guy beside the chicken is really a model, he's the guy that poses for trophies.

I got it! The Daily Retractor

Sarcasm equals Drama.....Drama equals Misery....Misery loves Company so by the transitive property Sarcasm loves Company! So you see, sarcasm is a good thing

Another good rule is NEVER stick anything bigger than your elbow up your nose.....or is that ear? Well. elbows should not be inserted in any orifice from now on....

Besides, how could anyone take a guy who sticks just about anything he gets his hands on up his nose seriously? Hmmmmm?

I think to prevent such mishaps in the future, we should take away all the computers form married people, people who are with someone, people who are with someone but are seeing rocks on the side, people who think they might like someone even if they have something going on with a rock......oh and terrorists! I definitely think terrorist should not have access to a computer.

Someday is going to be a very busy day for us!

You have my heart, without you in my life I don't need it anymore.

Sure men and women can have a certain preference but I find for myself that you end up falling in love with the person and everything about them, not just what type of body they have. Physical appearances can change, the person they are, not so much.