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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: I feel like a damn leprechaun...
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I must be good luck for men online. Really. I keep finding great guys to talk to online, we start talking on the phone, e-mail, etc.. They say, "wow, I have never met a woman like you before. You kick ass!" (or something to that effect.) We make plans to meet, and then- WHAM!! I get an e-mail or a call saying, "Thank you for all your advice, and talking openly about women. I have found a girl, went back to the ex, etc." SHEESH. I must be a lucky charm or something. I guess if you want to find a great girl, you have to talk to me first. My mailbox is now open for business.. lol! Great googly moogly- I should get a damn finders fee. can i give your number to a friend of mine? hes trying to work things out with his wife so they dont get a divorce. i think he could use a liitle luck from you after the sh!t he pulled |
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: WT....
i was just wondering the same thing when i opened this thread
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: How many?
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It's called "Night Moves"! LOL! have you tried taking some kaopectate? |
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: Do You Know Why?
have you driven a ford lately?
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: How many?
i`m having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch today. i love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, they are great with a cold glass of milk
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: Why do men usually fart
same reason we snore louder, our balls hang down over our asses and create a vapor lock
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: what ever happened to
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Some people really don't have a clue, or at least can't maintain manners. I once witnessed this guy at a party who was doing well with meeting a girl...smooth without being cheesy and insincere. ...Hi, my name is___, nice party, are you here with_____?....Oh, she's really funny.etc, etc. I was like, "good for you Dude". Then he says,"excuse me, I gotta go sh!t".   I couldn't believe it!...SO CLOSE!i really had to go though, i was prairie dogging it
Edited by cottonelle on Tue 09/16/08 12:11 PM
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: STOMP THE BUGS!!!
try clearing your cache, browser history
from what i understand is that they are doing alot of work to the site right now so sometimes it helps to clear out your browser. i had to do it a few time on a other site i was on when they was making changes
Edited by cottonelle on Tue 09/16/08 11:40 AM
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: How Big are Your Balls
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If my balls hang any closer to the floor I'll be washing carpet lint from em. yeah, i got short legs to...lol |
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: How Big are Your Balls
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My balls are probably about the size of a golf ball. both of them put together? Why I outta  sorry, but you walked into that one...lol |
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: How Big are Your Balls
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My balls are probably about the size of a golf ball. both of them put together? |
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: what ever happened to
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a proper greeting?? Why do men gotta start out with "hey sexy" or "nice lips" What's wrong with "hello... how are you?" Just so you know... you guys will get a lot further with manners than without. Especially when my profile says if you start out saying something like that me... I will not respond. Then when you do it anyway, I know you're a moron. There, I'm done with my rantoops, please dont bother opening my e-mail i just sent. i`m such a moron...lol |
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: My Space
not putting the toilet seat back up when shes done and sitting in my favorite part of the couch with my remote in her hand...lol
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: Hi there fellow mingers!
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Thanks again all...you all seem so normal. lol Quick question folks, seeming as i often type before i think (and considering i'm a really crap 2 finger typist that gives you some indication of just how slow my brain works)is there a funtion on here to edit my posts? If not i will take this opportunity to apologise to you all now for any offence i will cause you in the future. lol shhhhh, we dont want that feature taken away here too...lol |
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: Let's hear it for BUSH!
not the "bush" i thought you all was talking about
sorry, carry on..... |
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: the best way
BBQ`ed babyback ribs and beer
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: Lol boredom
he sure got a purdy mouth dont he
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: Maim the person above you..
plain and simple, just "take him down" LOL
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: i suck at getting dates :\
start sucking on the dates that way they wont be staring at your boobs, they will be staring at the top of your head instead...lol
Edited by cottonelle on Mon 09/15/08 11:23 PM
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cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 715 |
Topic: i suck at getting dates :\
niiiccceee boobs
now what was you saying? |
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