Ya gotta learn how to pace yourself. It's all about the long haul....

Karma, I am very sorry to hear this. Please know that both of you have my deepest sympathies.

I figure it's easier to understand than just leaving a blank space. That could be confusing.

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You know "Heinz" is German for "I like to eat cats," right?

I hope Frank gets back here soon....!

At least I know what color the map is....

(this could be trouble, huh?)

And you are much loved, Sug!

Although PETA might want to have a word with you about that Cup o' Cat Soup you're peddling....

I have always been disconcertingly attracted to girls with glasses. The ones who read a lot, can explain the difference between archaeopteryx and sinornis (surprisingly few actually know this), the ones who know the name of Harry "Rabbit" Angstrom's son without looking it up -- wow....I get woozy just thinking about it, especially when there's a gas leak next door.

Computer-geek girls are attractive, too.

Although I have no use for the ones who are experts on LOTR or Star Wars. Ick, what am I supposed to be, a nerd-lover?

Actually, you were first on my list....

One of the plot points in the book was the discovery of ancient cave paintings that pre-dated any cave paintings previously known -- so I had to figure out just how far back I wanted them to go --

In the end, I kept them just a bit before the "real" ones (about 50,000 years ago, although I placed mine in Germany instead of France), but I learned a lot about the very early australopithecines, etc. sahelanthropus would not have been able to create paintings like that, in any case -- although, as it turned out, it wasn't the protohumans doing the paintings, anyway!

I'm too picky

I'm too smart for my own good

I never pay attention

I don't listen when Uncle Jake is trying to tell me something important

I never play with the dog

I don't like broccoli or cauliflower

I stay in my room too much

I forget to bring my sweater when it's cold out

I drink too much Pepsi

I hate doing laundry

I deliberately run with scissors, with my eyes closed, when Uncle Jake isn't looking

I'm just here to find a girl who will do my laundry....

This is from Wiki:

Sahelanthropus tchadensis is a fossil ape that lived approximately 7-6 million years ago. It is sometimes claimed as the oldest known ancestor of Homo (humans) post-dating the most recent common ancestor of humans and chimpanzees. It was a species of Miocene ape, related to humans and the living African apes.

The only reason I know the term is because I had to do extensive research on early human ancestors for my first book....now I just use it to show off....

My list has always been visible. I like my friends, and I think anyone who looks at my profile needs to see all the people who aren't intimidated by a guy who can spell big words like sahelanthropus tchadensis correctly.

No, I'm way too shallow and scared to ever do anything like that....!

As a dyed-in-the-wool hedonist, I never do anything low fat -- got a persona to maintain here, ya know....

It's like "welcome to seventh grade."

"I don't need you anymore, I kissed Sheila!"

OK, good luck with that....

You've always got a special dispensation here, Sug!

Formal education? Haven't I been punished enough?

Nah, I'll just wait until someone comes along who gets it. I'll probably be 92, but better late than never.