I'm not sure why they whine. I've been concentrating on improving myself while I am without the presence of "My Vixen". I'd hate to think that those guys being nice was work for them and they felt frustrated that it didn't seem to be doing any good. Maybe they see jerks wind up with women and treat them badly and think about how much happier the girl could have been with them. I don't know, I'm not a mind reader, just an amateur psychologist.

I'm Too Sexy for my Sexy...

...which is why I'm not sexy...

...come back sexy! Come back!!!

Now if only I could find her...

...oh well, I guess you can say she WILL be lucky.

I made 14 of my own Rules to live by. These are not universal and they only really apply to me, but I felt like sharing them anyway. I take these rules seriously and will not intentionally break them. Since I wrote these out none of them have been broken.


“The Fox’s” Rules

1. “My Vixen” deserves a man free of all addictions and clear of mind. Drugs and Alcohol only damage my body and mind and make me undesirable for the one I love. You also fear the lack of self-control involved in a lot of such substances. My mind and body is who I am, I will not destroy it.

2. Rampant mindless Sex is in insult to “My Vixen”, my mother, and women everywhere. Sex is sacred and will be treated as such. STD’s and unwanted pregnancies are punishments for such indulgences.

3. I would never cheat on “My Vixen”, she deserves a man who would completely loyal to her and I would never betray her. How could I walk away from the perfect woman? Trust is the hardest thing to earn and the easiest thing to lose.

4. Honesty is very important to Me. I will not consciously deceive another with the intention to harm and rarely will I consciously deceive at any other occasion. (Keeping a surprise party a secret for example)

5. Honor is the measure of a true man and I hold myself to it. I will respect the bonds of couples and will not “go after another man’s girl”. To break up a happy couple is monstrous.

6. I will not seek retaliation, vengeance only leads to more vengeance, it never ends. Turn the other cheek.

7. Do no harm to yourself or others. From violence to deception and greed, all of these are traps that ruins everyone’s lives and alienated possible friends.

8. I will control my emotions. When nobody can be harmed, I can vent and feel better.

9. Act with respect and civility whenever possible, there is no need to fall into hate and anger.

10. I will do my best to be and stay in shape. A weak body leads to other weaknesses like laziness and seeking shortcuts. Also “My Vixen” deserves the best I can offer her.

11. I will do my best to keep my mind keen, a lazy mind can be mislead far easier than a well used one. “My Vixen” should receive the best I can give her.

12. I will not hate yourself if I screw up, we all fall down. Just get back up and try again. There is no need to feel bad about failing at whatever I was attempting.

13. There is only one person in my life romantically. There will never be anyone before or after “My Vixen”.

14. These rules are non-negotiable. My morals are who I am, to give them up are to give up on myself.

It's like asking how a Ninja how he can do the things he does. You'll get the answer "I'm a Ninja" ... if not just a shuriken to the throat.

I figure it's about the same with girls. The best answer you could hope for is "I'm a girl".

Fire!

...too predictable?

Sorry, we still use fire and it is amazingly useful.

Done by space Ghost might help people find the song on You Tube if people ever wanted to look it up.

Wow... Someone got it! I wasn't sure if anyone here would.

*sings*

Oh I don't care, about shape or size...
...About the number heads or tails or horns or eyes...
...I like girls!

(I wonder if anyone knows where this song is from...)

That suggests they even let me on the playing field.

...I'm the water boy for the game of Love.

He wants to know what is... He wants you to show him...


Foreigner Rocks!

I don't think that makes it any more Ironic, it just make the retarded gay guy a Criminal for sneaking on a Ship he was not invited on.

Drowning in the pool of a Cruise Ship. Morbid, but how's THAT for Irony?

How was that Ironic? Darwin actually became a Christian BECAUSE of his research. It's a little known fact, but evolution PROVED god in his eyes.

So far I'm for Bob Barr of the Libertarian party this year, but the debates haven't happened, any of the 3 parties could say something that could change my mind.

I will not speculate on something that hasn't happened. It doesn't matter and paints yourself into a corner when decide too quickly.

How about a Bulbous Bouffant.

...I am all full of obscure references today.

Ok

fairly well, I talked to a girl I never thought I'd see again today, so that was a pleasant surprise.

Ello ello, welcome to my little hang out. come on in, have a drink, make some noise, break things if you have to. Just have a good time, whatever. I'll be around to make sarcastic, humorous, or otherwise snarky comments.

I don't think I'm good at this hosting thing.

Anyway enjoy.

Let's hear it for innuendo!

No, no... in your endo... (brownie points to anyone who knows where that's from.)