A man walks into a bar and orders the most potent liquor they had and in the blink of an eye gulps it down. He does this ten times in a row and never loses his composure.

The bartender is impressed and approaches the man. "You seem to be able to handle yourself pretty well,"

The man replies, " OK, sure....why do you ask?", then he promptly orders ten more drinks.

The bartender is amazed then says, " You see that jar over there with the money in it?"

"Sure do," the man replies as he orders more drinks.

"There is over six thousand dollars in it. I have three tasks You need to do and the money is yours. First I have a five month old pit-bull that needs her tooth pulled. Second, you see the bouncer standing by the door?"

"You mean that tree by the door, don't you?" the man replies as he refills.

"I need you to fire him for me. Last, but not least, my wife is upstairs. She weighs over 600 pounds and I haven's slept with her in over five years. You do all three of these tasks and the money is yours."

"Not a problem." the man replies as he drains the last glass. He gets up and goes out back. You can hear the dog barking and growling then it turns into howls of excruciating pain. The man walks in and tells the bartender, "That's one down."

The man approaches the bartender, promptly and without warning punches him squarely in the balls and as he passes out, tells him he's fired.

The man approaches the bar and says to the bartender, "OK that's two down....Now where is this 600 pound b*tch that needs her tooth pulled!"

I knew someone would get it and realize its a great joke.....Thank you sir.

I don't get it.

You mean it wasn't the LEAST bit funny?

The tasks he completed were out of order.

Oh.

I guess I shouldn't dissect the joke, but you said to "think." He said his wife was upstairs and then the guy went out back for the dog.

Poor dog!!

That is friggin funny! Wrong but funny!

old gag, but still amusing lol

OMG! heheheh

Damn!