ur mama is so fat she thought Jababa the hut was a real person!!

yo mama's teeth so yellow....shes spits butter!!!

Your Mama was so Ugly, the Dog licks her face thinking it his ass

she is not!!!(falls on the floor in the fetal position and starts crying) the leprechauns are coming!!!

yo mama is sop stupid she though that liquid paper was mayonaise

your momma is so nasty that she started stripping at Ponderosa steak house to get a free meal

ur mama is so stupid she thought that dog **** was chocolate

your momma is so hairy that she got hit on by the monkeys at the zoo

ur mama is hairy people mistaken her as Chewbacca

Yo Mamas teeth so crooked...they were on americas most wanted.

yo mama is so stupid she thought the Dinosaurs tv show was real

your momma's teeth are so yellow that cars start slowing down when she walks on the sidewalk

Her teeth are so crooked...she can eat corn on the cob through a pickett fence...

Yo mamas so fat...when she wears a red dress...People shout, "HEY ! Kool-Aid !!!"

ur mama is so fat shes a special member at old country buffet

your momma is so hairy that she has to go to a pet grooming place to get a hair cut

yo mamas so fat...she plays pool with the planets

yo mamas so old...shes in Jesus' yearbook

so mama is so stupid she told her friends that shes expecting puppies cause shes pregnant

ur mama is so fat shes needs double doors to get in or brings her own butter

ur momma is so ugly that extreme makeover turned her down

Yo mamas ***** is so stank...people have to eat it on Fear Factor...

Yo mamas arm pitts are so hairy...she look like shes got buckwhat in a headlock...

You mamas head so bald...I can read her mind...

yo mamas glasses so thick...when she looks at a map she can see people waving...