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Belushi "I still miss my ex-girlfriend .... but with practice, my archery teacher says, I should get it right, really quickly."
41 year old man from Dahab, Shamal Sina'      Looking for woman for friendship

About Belushi

Interests: Scuba Diving, Rumi, travelling, writing, photography, juggling everyday household items.
ME - Smooth as a baby's arse, natty dresser (as long it's a wetsuit and shades), and literate.
Smart mouth and sharper mind

YOU - Self absorbed, controlling, manipulative, woman wanted. Eating disorders, drug addictions, mental problems a definite plus. Must be possessive and extremely jealous of me but unfaithful... She must be emotionally distant and have little to no sex drive.

I need a woman who will call me any time, 24/7, no matter what, or how small the problem might be. It doesn't matter to me if I am busy...her problems are so much more important...

Must have a sense of humour, or this will be the shortest court case in history
Profession: Humourist

Physical Appearance

Height
6' 0"
Hair color
Brown
Body type
A few extra pounds
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian

Lifestyle

Marital Status
Never married
Have Children?
No
Smokes?
No
Religion
Atheist
Want Children?
No
Drinks?
No

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