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Etrain "Desperately in need...of some...strangers hand"
40 year old man from North Olmsted, Ohio      Looking for woman for friendship

About Etrain

Interests: Anything nude
My new Myspace is up: http://www.myspace.com/e__train

I am a single father of 2 boys, and yes I have custody of them. For fun I like to play my guitar, rollerblade, watch movies, and swim...and the most often asked question....I will just answer by saying...All night long baby...whoo!!!!!...lololol...oh yes...I'm not vain...the song really is about me....one last warning..You don't tug on Superman's cape... You don't spit into the wind... You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger... And you don't mess around with Etrain!!!


You ask around....you ask around anywhere....when you get Etrain riled up, WOOOOOOO, you better be a hell of a man!
If you want to be the man, you gotta BEAT the man! And I....am....the.....MAN! WOOOOOOOO!
'Woooooooo!'
'I love this business... I WILL NEVER RETIRE!'
'Cause when the Train starts stylin' and profilin', you're gonna bleed, all night long! Woooo!



Your mother wanted a girl! Your father wanted a boy - They were both satisfied! ..Woooooo!"

Read what you want to read. Believe what you want to believe. But, to be the man, you've got to beat the man!

I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your toothpick-chewin', white, honky ass! WOOOO! Tonight! Tonight! TONIGHT!!!


"I am the real Etrain woooo!"
Learn to love it, learn to live with it. Diamonds are forever, and so is Etrain
Hey baby! Do you want to ride Space Mountain?
I'm a limousine-ridin', jet-flyin', kiss-stealin', wheelin-dealin', son of a gun, who has kissed the girls... WORLDWIDE... and made 'em cry.
Whether you like it, or you don't like it, learn to love it, because it's the best thing going today.
I'm the dirtiest Train in the game

My shoes cost more than your house!
Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line!

Step back and see what's causin' all this!
The ladies are always in line to ride Etrain all night long!
Because I'm the Train - and you're not!
This is Train country!
Buddy, your credentials are unlimited!
Three words: all night long!
They don't call me the dirtiest player in the game for nothing.
I'm every woman's dream and every man's nightmare.
We drink a little harder, stay a little longer, party 'til dawn, and keep going strong.
Your wife will be next, keep your mouth shut!
Cause I'm a sixty-minute man!
Girls, you can't be first, but you can be next.
All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.


You like that don't you, Wooooooo!
Stylin' and Profilin', Woooooo!

To be the man, you gotta beat the man, and I'm the man! WOOOOOO!!

My heart broken, my spirit broken, my career broken! I will not die, I will not cry, but I will always be fly. WOOOOO!
*****!"
Mirror, Mirror on the wall?! Who's the fairest one of all?!

You know you can't beat me, because I am the Train! Woooooooo!!!!
I've bled, I've sweat, and I've paid the price.
You have to walk the aisle.
Now! It's time to go to school!
We like the girls with the full sweaters.
I Can't Help That I'm Custom Made

As an incredibly brilliant, handsome man once said; to be the man, you gotta beat the man, no matter how large the obstacles may be! WOOO!
I have more cars than a lot of you have friends!

There are alot of women in here today, that better hope the dog catcher is not around because the studio would be empty if he walks in!

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Physical Appearance

Height
6' 0"
Hair color
No answer
Body type
Average
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian

Lifestyle

Marital Status
Divorced
Have Children?
Yes, they live at home
Smokes?
Often
Religion
Buddhist / Taoist
Want Children?
No answer
Drinks?
Occasionally

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