I'm a goofy, awkward, socially-inept, scruffy-lookin' nerf herder livin' in "pornotopia"... otherwise known as the San Fernando Valley in L.A....

I guess I'm looking for a gal who can laugh at my rather lame sense of humor... one who can make me laugh... one who's loyal... one who's not in a perpetual state of anger (particularly toward me!)... one who doesn't suffer from ADHD... one who isn't some wanna-bee ingénue or theatre queen... or one who isn't some undercover Scientologist out to have my brains sucked out with one of those "auditing machines" they use.

*BTW- if you're gonna contact me, please use the site mail first, as i tend to freak out when i get sudden IMs*